First off, we have the notorious "tail wearers". Are you confused? So are we. If you don't know what we are referring to, just take a gander at this 'foxy' couple {see what I did there?} our friend snapped a photo of.
Just chillin.
Next in the line up, we have the full on baby-makers in the hallway. Too far? Sorry, just keepin' it real. FYI: You'll see them in approximately 55 minutes, after your next class. Relax.
And let's please take a moment for the four foot tall incoming freshmen. I swear they get shorter every year...
It wouldn't be Gilbert High without all our wangsters. Seriously, it's so hot when you're pants are around your ankles and you walk at a pace of .00002 miles an hour in the hallway. Keep up the good work; maybe all that swag will benefit you later in life. LOL JK.
We can't forget about our lovely librarians, who make the library a place of refuge...but heaven forbid you crack a smile while studying, and you will be invited to "head out" immediately. If you dare to stall in the least bit, you will be politely asked to "GROW UP." And if you're thinking about making a run for it or perhaps hiding behind a bookcase to escape punishment...forget about it. These elderly ladies have a need for speed. {You may think we're exaggerating, and we wish we were...but these are all based on personal experiences.}
And to all you guys wearing wife beaters and doing the shuffle dance at lunch, please continue party rockin'.
And then there's us..
Until next time.






